bearing blog


bear – ing n 1  the manner in which one comports oneself;  2  the act, power, or time of bringing forth offspring or fruit; 3 a machine part in which another part turns [a journal ~];  pl comprehension of one’s position, environment, or situation;   5  the act of moving while supporting the weight of something [the ~ of the cross].


  • I don’t think I’m quite ready to try this at home.

    How some guy got his electric oven to get up to 850 degrees Fahrenheit so he could make Neapolitan pizza at home.

     The cabinet of most ovens is obviously designed for serious heat because the cleaning  cycle will top out at over 975 which is the max reading on my Raytec digital infrared thermometer. The outside of the cabinet doesn't even get up to 85F when the oven is at 800 inside.  So I clipped off the lock using garden shears so I could run it on the cleaning cycle. I pushed a piece of aluminum foil into the door latch (the door light switch) so that electronics don't think I've broken some rule by opening the door when it thinks it's locked.   Brick ovens are domed shaped.  Heat rises. There is more heat on top than on the bottom.  A brick oven with a floor of 800F might have a ceiling of 1200F or more, just a foot above.  This is essential.  The top of the pizza is wet and not in direct contact with the stone, so it will cook slower. Therefore, to cook evenly, the top of the oven should be hotter than the stone.  To achieve this, I cover the pizza stone top and bottom with loose fitting foil.  This keeps it cool as the rest of the oven heats up.  When I  take a digital read of the stone, I point it at the foil and it actually reads the heat reflected from the top of the oven. When it hits 850, I take the foil off the top with tongs and then read the stone. It's about 700-725.  Now I make my pizza.  As I prep, the oven will get up to 800Floor, 900+ Top.  Perfect for pizza.

    Recipes, photographs, and advice on how to keep your glass oven door window from shattering if you drip sauce on it, also included.  FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY.  DO NOT SUE ME FOR REPOSTING THIS IF YOU BURN DOWN YOUR KITCHEN.


  • Tummy trouble.

    Ugh.  What's the best thing to eat for lunch when you had way too big and heavy a breakfast and by 1 p.m. the breakfast still feels like it wants to escape your esophagus?  Should I eat something light because I shouldn't skip a meal, or should I just wait till I'm hungry again?  Bleargh.


  • Test.

    Is this thing on?


  • How were the sourdough waffles?

    Well, the waffles I planned with my new sourdough starter turned out to be pancakes, because Milo wailed when he heard I was making waffles AGAIN and Mark suggested I should make pancakes this time, since Milo prefers them and it's been waffles the last few times.  Which is fine, because there isn't a whole lot of difference between waffle batter and pancake batter, just a bit more milk in the pancakes and the eggs not separated.

    I over-thinned them with milk and so they didn't stand up tall and fluffy but turned out more like crepes.  Still, they were very flavorful, and the batter rose beautifully.  I like my pancakes with none or very little syrup, but slathered in good-quality local butter;  I think maybe I overdid it a bit this morning!

    Sourdough Pancakes

    • 1/2 cup fresh starter*
    • 2 cups warm water
    • 2 and 1/2 cups whole wheat flour

    Combine these and set in a warm place until bubbly (several hours).  To the batter I added

    • 1 Tbsp honey (estimated as I just squirted the honey right into the batter)
    • 2 Tbsp coconut oil, melted
    • 1 tsp salt
    • 1 tsp baking soda
    • 3 beaten eggs (because they were kind of small; my recipe said 2)
    • Milk to thin to desired consistency

    Cook, um, like pancakes. 

    When you mix the batter in the morning, it has a bit of a weird, elastic consistency that makes it (I think) hard to judge when it's thin enough.  I usually like my pancake batter thin enough to pour, but next time I think I'll make a more spoonable batter so the pancakes are fluffier.  It's especially important when you make blueberry pancakes, as you need the characteristic thickness of the pancakes to be roughly equal to the diameter of your largest blueberries.

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    * "Fresh starter" means starter that has just been "refreshed" with the weekly feeding — in other words, not the little jar you saved in your fridge from last time, but what you've got a few hours after you mix the contents of the little jar with some new flour and water and set it aside.  Some of that batch, in turn, has to be set aside in the fridge to keep your culture going till next "feeding."


  • Sourdough.

    A few weeks ago, I sent away to a little company in Washington state — GEM Cultures.

    Yesterday the postman rang and there was the little box on my porch, containing (hooray!) a couple of ice packs an instruction booklet, and a little vial of live, active rye-flour sourdough starter.  

    I fed it carefully that evening, and again this morning, and then, after some fretting about how to proceed, I decided to bake the first loaf of bread by simply substituting some of the sourdough batter for some of the water and flour in my "normal" loaf.  In other words, I still put the same amount of jarred yeast and sugar into it.

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    Gorgeous!  

    It didn't taste particularly sour, or particularly sweet.  It was just a wonderfully-textured sandwich bread, with none of the crumbliness that often characterizes my bread machine breads.   Here is my recipe.

    • 1 cup fresh whole-wheat starter batter
    • 1/2 cup water (boiled to remove chlorine)
    • 2 and 1/4 cups whole wheat flour
    • 1 egg
    • 1 Tbsp molasses
    • 1 Tbsp honey
    • 2 Tbsp coconut oil
    • 2 Tbsp dry milk
    • 2 scant tsp salt
    • 1 Tbsp gluten
    • 1 and 1/2 tsp bread machine yeast

    … baked using the 20-minute extended rise option.

    The loaf seemed to rise pretty high; I think next time I might remove the jarred yeast and sugar, which I'm told will produce a denser, sourer loaf.  I'm curious about the difference.  I also need to experiment to determine whether it's necessary to boil Minneapolis tapwater first, as the instructions told me was necessary to keep some municipal tapwater from killing the culture.

    After setting aside two portions to use next time, I had enough starter left to make a batch of waffle batter.  Will report on that tomorrow morning.


  • News cycle prediction.

    This story about a part-time Census Bureau worker found hanged in Kentucky is pretty awful.  

    My prediction:  if the national mainstream media cover it much, they'll largely focus on generic "anti-government hostility" (Timothy McVeigh/Waco model) and ignore things like the huge illegal pot-growing industry in southeastern Kentucky.

    Just to be clear, I am making this prediction based on expectation of "it's just flyover country" oversimplifications, not so much on expectation of left/right bias.

    See if I'm wrong.


  • Shaken baby syndrome: bogus?

    Brief but interesting article, with links, by Radley Balko on the changing medical consensus (and the lag in the legal consensus) about "shaken baby syndrome," or SBS.  Some of the points raised:

    • Symptoms that prosecutors have argued are proof of SBS are now known to occur because of other causes, including falls, infections, and reactions to vaccinations.
    • Doctors used to think that classic SBS symptoms presented immediately after shaking, so that the person who was with the child when it died was certain to be guilty of manslaughter or even murder.  New research shows that the symptoms may take 3 days to set in.
    • New research also shows that shaking without an accompanying head injury produces less serious bleeding than was previously believed.
    • "I shook the baby to try to wake him up" has been taken as evidence of guilt.

    I'm interested in the lag between scientific findings and their acceptance in other circles — legal circles being one or the most important.  Balko notes:

    In other words, there are almost certainly a significant number of innocent people in prison today who were wrongly convicted of shaking a baby to death. The problem is that there are also likely a number of guilty people who, nevertheless, shouldn't have been convicted on the basis of science-based testimony we now know to be false. The task will be convincing both the courts and the public to risk freeing actual child killers in order to free the innocent people convicted with flawed medical testimony…

    This whole controversy speaks to a fundamental tension between science and law. Science moves along a slow trajectory from inquiry toward certainty. While the courts have been eager to embrace new science—particularly forensic science—at the trial level, they're reluctant to revisit those cases when the science changes.

    Very interesting, especially for every parent who's ever worried that taking the baby to the emergency room after a fall might get him accused of child abuse…


  • Closing proliferation.

    My friend Adrienne sent me this link to an amusing blog post about Christian letter/email closings:

    When I was in high school my parents went to a really awesome weekend retreat, and they came home with all sorts of encouraging notes from people who had also been to the retreat, and many of those notes were closed with the following words:

    In Him, 

    Encouraging Christian’s Name

    And I’ll go ahead and admit it: I was a wee big fascinated with the “In Him” sign-off. After practicing with it awhile in notes both real and imagined, I decided that I really liked working the Christian closing into my 16 year-old correspondence. For instance:

    I don’t know what in the world he thinks that he’s thinking, but he’s DEFINITELY not thinking the same thing that I’m thinking. By the way, aren’t my new Reebok high tops the cutest thing you’ve ever seen? I think they are SO MAJOR.

    In Him,

    Soph

    Right after David and I got married I started teaching at a Christian school, and I noticed almost immediately that “In Him” was no longer in vogue. Oh, I mean, it was FINE, and it would certainly do in a pinch, but the closings were a bit more elaborate. All I could figure was that during the first half of my 20s, when I wasn’t paying a whole lot of attention to Things Christian, the body of Christ got together and decided to up the holy ante in their email and letter closings…

    This is not something that Catholic bloggers are immune from…


  • Somali cuisine.

    Kind of a neat article from The Heavy Table on Somali cuisine in Minneapolis.  At least 40,000 Somali people live in Minnesota, the largest concentration in the U. S., and many are in Minneapolis.  The article, which is a profile of a local restauranteur, includes a recipe for mango curry chicken using ordinary kitchen ingredients (assuming that you, like yours truly, consider mangoes and coconut milk to be ordinary ingredients; if not, perhaps you're reading the wrong blog).


  • The end of the beef.

    So we buy our beef by the quarter, once every year or two, and right now we're down to the last few pounds of our most recent purchase.  Occasionally I find a steak in a stray corner of the freezer, but most of what's left is hamburger.  Still, there's no putting it off much longer:   Eventually I have to cook … 

    THE TONGUE!

    Bf Tongue 2

    (cue Wilhelm scream)

    (or maybe that sound from Psycho)

    My approach so far is to put it in the crockpot overnight, covered with water and with an onion and a bay leaf, and then after it's been slow-cooked for that night and part of the next day, to peel it and chop it up and put it in a covered bowl in the fridge, long enough, I hope, for me to forget about the horrifying visuals.

    And then after it's been there long enough, I talk myself down and put it in some kind of recipe.  Hopefully one that will help me forget, because getting drunk first isn't an option.

    This evening's attempt will be tacos de lengua.  I roasted some poblano and sweet bell peppers, and I have some tomatillos and onions and some other stuff, plus the necessary tortillas and cheese and such-like.  Will let you know how it goes.

    UPDATE.  The tacos turned out really good; I think this will be my permanent beef tongue recipe (although fried rice also occurred to me, and maybe that's what I'll turn the leftover taco filling into).  I loosely applied the directions in this recipe for "taco truck style" tacos de lengua.  I saved back some of the meat, plain, to make meat-n-cheese tacos for a picky kid; another picky kid ate bean-and-cheese tacos with leftover frijoles negros I had in my fridge.  


  • NOOOOOOO!

    Manufacturers of electric cars are looking into making them noisier to provide auditory warnings to pedestrians, notes Atlantic blogger Daniel Indiviglio.  Fine.   He quotes a Nissan expert who names the flying-car noise from "Blade Runner" as an inspiration.  Fine.  But then he comes up with this:

    Or instead of "noise," they could choose something closer to song. But then I can't help but think about ice cream trucks, playing their repetitive high-pitched, plucked-out tunes. Maybe one day you'll be able to personalize the sound your car makes like you do ring tones for your mobile phone.

    Perish the thought.  Quickly.  Please?  I can think of nothing that would make me resent the (otherwise welcome) electric/hybrid revolution more.  Aren't car stereos bad enough?


  • I’m not sure I’d like this, but the picture is gorgeous.

    File this under "odd and possibly disgusting but fascinating anyway:"  Chocolate Avocado Cake  at Not Quite Nigella.  Check out that photo, it is something special.

    (It *is* egg-free, dairy-free, and nut free, and probably quite rich.  I'm tempted, although I think I might rather have it in the form of a cupcake.  How do people think avocados would do as an egg replacer in general?)