Nursery rhyme.

There once was a lass from Nantucket,

Who was sure her hips were going to break into four pieces any day now and she would die,

Or maybe not for the next 2 to 3 weeks.

(F*$# it.)


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4 responses to “Nursery rhyme.”

  1. I’m not really from Nantucket, of course. I don’t know any swear words that rhyme with “Ohio.”

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  2. If you would find it diverting, do a post where we guess birthdate/birthweight in comments. You can see who’s closest in the end. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. If you need some good relief, a 6-8″ ball squeezed between the knees helps. Also, I have a SI joint support belt if you need one to hold your hips in place.

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  4. Hey, at least it rhymes!

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