So we buy our beef by the quarter, once every year or two, and right now we're down to the last few pounds of our most recent purchase.  Occasionally I find a steak in a stray corner of the freezer, but most of what's left is hamburger.  Still, there's no putting it off much longer:   Eventually I have to cook … 

THE TONGUE!

Bf Tongue 2

(cue Wilhelm scream)

(or maybe that sound from Psycho)

My approach so far is to put it in the crockpot overnight, covered with water and with an onion and a bay leaf, and then after it's been slow-cooked for that night and part of the next day, to peel it and chop it up and put it in a covered bowl in the fridge, long enough, I hope, for me to forget about the horrifying visuals.

And then after it's been there long enough, I talk myself down and put it in some kind of recipe.  Hopefully one that will help me forget, because getting drunk first isn't an option.

This evening's attempt will be tacos de lengua.  I roasted some poblano and sweet bell peppers, and I have some tomatillos and onions and some other stuff, plus the necessary tortillas and cheese and such-like.  Will let you know how it goes.

UPDATE.  The tacos turned out really good; I think this will be my permanent beef tongue recipe (although fried rice also occurred to me, and maybe that's what I'll turn the leftover taco filling into).  I loosely applied the directions in this recipe for "taco truck style" tacos de lengua.  I saved back some of the meat, plain, to make meat-n-cheese tacos for a picky kid; another picky kid ate bean-and-cheese tacos with leftover frijoles negros I had in my fridge.  


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9 responses to “The end of the beef.”

  1. Kim (in IA) Avatar
    Kim (in IA)

    Eric and I were just talking last night about purchasing a quarter cow. I hadn’t considered what I would do with the parts that you don’t find on the shelf at Hy-Vee. Hmmm…
    I’m assuming that if you got the tongue in your quarter, they left out the utter. I had utter for the first time a few weeks ago in Bogata. It’s texture was surprising. Kind of like tofu but more robust. Seems like most of the flavor was added in the kitchen. I was offered testicles but they were tough when I tried cutting them and I just couldn’t do it. I discretely left them on my plate.
    Good luck with the tongue. Are you going to tell the kids what they are eating?

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  2. Ugh! Scary! Good luck.

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  3. Unfortunately Oscar saw me putting it in the crock-pot and he ran downstairs yelling “Milo! MILO! Guess which is the most disgusting part of the cow?”
    Milo: “The butt!”
    Oscar: “You are SO WRONG!”
    That was the last part I heard. Oh well, I also have some leftover black beans, so I guess I can make a few veggie tacos too.

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  4. I really didn’t need to see that.
    We’re just finishing up our first order of beef and getting ready to order another 1/2. I have the liver, heart, and kidneys in my freezer, waiting. For what, I don’t know! We didn’t get the tongue—our processor isn’t allowed to sell it or let it leave the property. Thank God.

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  5. Sara: That’s weird, what’s wrong with the tongue that your processor can’t sell it? Is there some kind of Dumb Cow Disease I haven’t heard of?
    (I never get the heart, liver, or kidneys. I only get a quarter cow and I always beg the processor to give those to the other three people.)

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  6. I used to eat tongue growing up on my grandparent’s farm. Mammaw cooked it up like roast. Very chewy muscle, but not bad. I just didn’t like the side where you could feel the taste buds.
    I’d rather have liver or kidneys, though. Lots you can do with liver, and kidney pie isn’t bad. You could call it Harry Potter night with steak and kidney pie, Yorkshire pudding, and treacle tart for dessert.

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  7. Kelly, Can you come up with a “Harry Potter” night or some other cool character for liver? I didn’t get any of the kidneys or tongue with our 1/4 cow, but I have a bunch of liver in the freezer (elk and beef). I am the only one in the family who likes it, though. They would get into a literary reference, though.

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  8. Hmm, I’m not sure I can, Tabitha. I think the most friendly way to eat it is to grind it up, then make German liver dumplings with it. Serve in soup, or over noodles. You could probably even mix it with some ground pork to make the flavor less strong.

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  9. You take me back to 5th grade when for some reason our teacher served us tongue as a special class treat. I’m sure it tied in to our lessons somehow but I can’t recall. Anyhow I don’t know how she cooked it but I loved it. (Perhaps it was just the novelty of getting to eat in class.) And then I spent weeks pestering my poor mom to make more tongue. I think she finally gave in and did it just to shut me up. It wasn’t all that good and I never asked again. Still, I wonder what it was that teacher did that made it so tasty.

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