Okay — I am 9 weeks pregnant, and I already appear to have "popped out."
This defies logic.
This is not my uterus:
No, wait, it gets better. The above picture is me with my gut sucked in as hard as I could. This is what happens when I let it out:
This bump is too high to be uterus anyway. I can prove it: my pants all still fit. Although I now have the Muffin Top From Hell.
The only explanation that makes sense other than NO NO PLEASE NO twins is that some sort of hormonal cascade has gotten the message to my pre-separated abs that they may as well loosen up, and so they've prematurely released the tension that normally holds all my entrails in.
I assume this sort of thing is normal once you hit your fourth/seventh/twelfth pregnancy or so? Right, ladies?
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