Why am I interested in these things? (updated to add even more)
One dozen eggs.
Three slices of deluxe pizza from a national chain.
Two full cans of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee spaghetti and meatballs. 

A bowl of guacamole made from three avocadoes, the juice from a lime, a shake of Tabasco, and salt.
Two big Caesar salads, complete with croutons, parmesan cheese, and dressing.
Six glasses of whole milk.
Two large, generously buttered and salted, baked potatoes.
A heaping cup of trail mix with chocolate chips in it. So, like, five of those little cups…
Two extra-gooey peanut butter and honey sandwiches on whole wheat bread.
A six-pack of beer.




















