…here's one designed by an engineer, and unsurprisingly, it sounds quite sensible to me (and similar to my Don't Eat So Damn Much Diet):
Thanks to the person who e-mailed me with this one!
(Personally, I would engineer the diet to allow for more than three meals a day, particularly for nursing mothers, as long as they are eaten with meal-like behavior rather than with snack-like behavior.)
ADDED NOTE TO MY HUSBAND JUST IN CASE: We have small children. No shovelglove in the house.
ADDED AGAIN: Having perused a little more, I can recommend the whole constellation of sites by this guy as an excellent way to waste your lunch hour.
ADDED: Jennifer from Et Tu posted about her experience with the No-S Diet last month, and she thought it should be called the "Conquering Gluttony" program. Hmmm!