Last week in Dallas, there were reports of a possible Eucharistic miracle.
A blessed Eucharistic host in a parish church had wound up on the floor for some reason — reports varied as to exactly why. Per requirements for proper disposal, the priest placed it in a glass of water to dissolve. Then he forgot about it for about four weeks. Later, noticing that it hadn’t yet dissolved, he added more water. He reported that the host turned red and expanded. Kerfuffle ensued.
The Cafeteria is Closed reports that the matter was submitted to the bishop and the material in the glass was tested; results are in: "fungus and bacterial colonies."
Hey, you can’t blame them for checking it out.