bearing blog


bear – ing n 1  the manner in which one comports oneself;  2  the act, power, or time of bringing forth offspring or fruit; 3 a machine part in which another part turns [a journal ~];  pl comprehension of one’s position, environment, or situation;   5  the act of moving while supporting the weight of something [the ~ of the cross].


  • Condolences.

    I turned to the other mother, whose small boy had just kissed my 10-month-old on the top of the head, and said, "Oh, he likes babies a lot!"

    "Yeah, I guess so," she shrugged.  "I should have had another one."  Then she muttered, "Too late for that."

    "Oh –"  I never know what to say when some one says as much.   It shocks me, not because it’s shocking that people have gotten sterilized, but that they’re so willing to volunteer that information.  It seems as if it should be private.  Surprisingly often, when they say it, they are audibly sorrowful.  I wonder if there is some deep need to tell these stories.  Like the women and men of Silent No More who tell their stories in hope of warning other women to avoid the grief that often follows abortion, maybe these tied-and-cut women are quietly passing along their sadness, however slight, to the rest of us. 

    I offer an expression and "hm" of sympathy, and sometimes I say "I’m sorry."  None yet have seemed to take offense.  It seems the only decent thing to say.

    (Cross posted at HMS Blog.  If I don’t double up for a while I’ll never get a decent amount written here.)


  • I don’t care, just don’t buy any jelly doughnuts.

    "I changed my mind about sending you to the hardware store before you do the grocery shopping.  I want to put something in the Crock-pot.  So would you be willing to do a lightning-fast grocery trip first?"

    "A blitz-shopping trip!"

    "You know, maybe we should learn German just so we can construct humorous multisyllabic compound words for occasions just such as this."

    "Ha!  I could almost be convinced to learn a language for humor purposes."

    "No need, though.  Look here."

    "Hmmmmm…. einkaufsblitz."

    "That reminds me — can you pick up some beer?"


  • Idea of the day.

    If you really want the kids to go outside for the morning before it gets too hot, and if for some reason going out yourself isn’t going to work, give them each a jar and order them to go catch a bug.

    It worked today.  Probably not every day.  But it worked once.


  • Energy balance, II.

    In my previous post about weight control I noted that there was a glaring inconsistency that is inherent in the argument of oversimplifiers who say that to lose weight, a dieter need only carefully make sure that he takes in fewer calories in the future than he takes in now at his current stable weight.

    The glaring inconsistency:  Before the diet, the dieter’s weight is stable (if too high) without any careful attention.

    Oh sure, there are plenty of people whose weight is increasing if they don’t pay attention, who have to carefully control their calories so that they don’t gain.  Most of these are people who used to be fatter.  (I’m one.)   But the argument is generally about someone whose weight is stable before they begin weight loss.  And there are lots of those people.  Fat ones and thin ones.  I was one for years.  My weight was the same, slightly over the overweight/obese boundary, before and after three pregnancies.   Never budged more than a pound on either side, without really paying any attention to it.  My husband is one too.  He does not have to do anything conscious to keep his weight constant.  It’s always the same healthy weight. 

    That’s the set point idea that Megan was blogging about.  The evidence for it is simple:  Lots of us stay the same without paying careful attention to our calorie intake.  But get this — if the assumptions of the oversimplifiers were correct, that without exercise rate of energy burned is essentially constant, it ought to be much more difficult to remain at a constant weight than to gain or to lose.  It ought to require near-constant vigilance to remain precisely balanced on the knife-edge of the equation (rate of energy burned = rate of energy intake).  And yet, it is easy.  The hard part is falling off, at least to one side.

    Clearly there are nonlinearities here.  Rate of energy burned is some function of rate of energy intake, or else both are functions of some third thing.

    So take the rate of energy burned apart.   Let’s turn our spherical dieter into a spherical exerciser, and start thinking less about mass/energy balance than about thermodynamics.

    Rate of burning = power exerted by body + rate of heat dissipated from body

    Did I miss anything here?  I don’t think so, but this doesn’t seem to be the most useful partitioning of the energy balance.  Let’s think like engineers instead of physicists. 

    Rate of burning = power exerted by acts of will + (power exerted + heat dissipated) involuntarily

    The first term is a function of things like how many steps we take over the course of the day, how often we go to the gym, how fast we move while we do our housework, that sort of thing.  Also how heavy we are, because a lot of that power is the power necessary to accelerate and decelerate our own bulk!  To a great extent, we can increase and decrease that first term.  By definition, there’s nothing we can do directly to influence the second term.  It includes stuff like how much heat our body puts out while it’s breathing and digesting.  And there is no basis for believing that it is constant.   What if our body had a secret mechanism that tunes the second term down when the first term goes up?  Then taking the stairs instead of the elevator wouldn’t help much now, will it?

    I happen to think it’s more likely that our body’s mechanisms tend to tune the second term up when the first term goes up — we’re told that muscles burn energy at rest, so anything that encourages your body to build muscle (cf. picking up heavy stuff and putting it down again) ought to cause your body to generate more heat. 

    But I also think it likely that the second term depends on other things.  Like the difference between calories taken in and calories excreted — that whole idea that "your metabolism slows down when you eat less."   Or on what macronutrients you’re eating:  why wouldn’t the fat/carbohydrate/protein/fiber ratios that go into your mouth affect your personal engine efficiency?   

    So let’s update the equation. 

    -d(weight of fat)/dt = (1 lb fat/3500 kCal)*(power exerted by acts of will + involuntary power + involuntary heat + energy excreted – energy consumed)

    where power exerted by acts of will is a knowable function of what you do, energy consued is a knowable function of what you eat, and — here’s the tricky part — involuntary power, involuntary heat, and energy excreted are essentially unknowable functions of what you eat and what you do.

    And that’s not even getting into the idea that (what you eat) and (what you do) are themselves rather complicated functions of each other, some involving feedback loops.   Who’s got less willpower when she’s tired?  Anyone?  Who’s got experience with the "you can’t eat just one" aphorism, besides Frito-Lay and Alcoholics Anonymous?  Hmm?

    So.  No, it’s not that simple.  And so people who have trouble losing weight are not stupid gluttons.  They’re struggling with a complicated controls problem. 


  • Energy balance.

    Megan McArdle is blogging about weight set points at Asymmetrical Information.  The new book by Gina Kolata might be worth checking out.  She’s a science journalist who generally does a good job.

    Reductionists (get it?) who sniff at various dieting strategies and insist that weight control is a simple matter of "eat less/exercise more" annoy me.  They are correct only on on the most superficial and least useful level.   Readers know that I occasionally serve as kitchen-table engineering consultant to my husband, who gets paid to control processes among other things.   I have an idea — next time he is explaining the latest problem involving material clogging up the piping in the pilot system he’s working on (may’nt be more specific, sorry, this is Based On A Real Process), how about I try opening my eyes wide and innocently suggesting, "There is nothing complicated here.  Surely this is just a simple matter of making sure that more material flows out of the pipe than you put into it."

    Assume a spherical dieter.  (This is engineering school shorthand, paraphrased from the punchline to an old joke about a physicist working as a consultant to the dairy industry, and it means In what is about to follow, please do not bother me with extraneous details, as I have already made a host of assumptions intended to simplify the problem to the bare essentials that are necessary and sufficient, if  not actually to solve the problem, then to make a desired rhetorical point about said problem.  Note that this requires a little bit of double think since, of course, I’m about to accuse my opponents of oversimplifying the problem.  I, on the other hand, am simplifying the problem just exactly enough.  For my purposes.)

    Here is where the oversimplifying people agree with me.  You have to burn 3500 calories to lose one pound of fat.   So for every pound of fat that is lost over a period of time T,

    (average rate of calorie burning – average rate of calorie intake) = 3500/T   [1]

    or, more precisely if less linearly,

    -d(weight of fat)/dt = (1 lb/3500 kCal) * (rate of energy burning – rate of energy intake) [2]

    [UPDATE.  I can’t believe I left this out.  Rather obviously, there should be a third term in those parentheses:  rate of calorie excretion.  Some weight loss programs, e.g. the new OTC drug alli or bulimia, rely heavily on inducing the body to excrete some of what’s taken in.  So it really shouldn’t be rolled up into a "net" energy intake.]

    Energy intake is straightforward to measure, and straightforward if nontrivial to control.  It’s that rate of burning part that’s tricky, unless we want to enclose our dieter in a (spherical, frictionless) bomb calorimeter.

    The oversimplifiers and I continue to agree on a corollary to that equation:  When the spherical dieter’s weight is unchanging, i.e., when d(weight of fat)/dt = 0,

    rate of energy burning|t<0= rate of energy intake|t<0 [3].

    So anyway, let’s suppose that before beginning a weight control program (t < 0), our spherical dieter’s weight is constant, so that Equation [3] holds.   At time t = 0, our dieter begins a program of controlled eating, s.t.

    rate of calorie intake (t) = f(t)   [4]

    where f(t) is some function of t; perhaps it can be approximated as a constant (more jesuitical assumptions here, heh, just wait till August 15), s.t.

    rate of calorie intake (t) = F [5].

    (F stands for Food.  There, that’ll be easy to remember.)  And in the meantime, let’s say that before t<0, the rate of calorie intake could be approximated as a constant F0.  OK?

    Here is where our oversimplifying friends part company with us:  They assume that if there is no change in physical activities other than eating, the rate of burning does not change.  That leads to the following equation

    -d(weight of fat)/dt = (1 lb/3500 kCal)*(F0-F)

    — did you notice how neatly the tricky-to-measure part, rate of burning, has dropped out of the calculation?  What’s been substituted for it is the rate F0 of energy intake before the diet started.  Now, according to this line of thinking, all you have to do is eat less than you did before.  Exercising isn’t necessary, continue the oversimplifiers, although of course (they say) it will help you lose weight even faster, according to the following equation

    -d(weight of fat)/dt = (1 lb/3500 kCal)*(F0-F) + X

    where X is "the extra weight you’ll lose per unit of time because you’re exercising," no further details supplied.  Anyway, even if X is zero because there’s no exercise, the problem is simple, say they.  Just pay careful attention to F, so that you can keep it always below F0, and weight loss has to follow, according to the second law of thermodynamics or something like that.  If it doesn’t, obviously you weren’t careful enough to keep F below F0.  Right?

    There’s a glaring inconsistency inherent in this argument:  the clue is right there in the problem.   Can you find it?  More on this in another post.


  • Metadiscussion.

    The house is a mess.  I have a very strong temptation to blog about that, perhaps constructing a post about the order in which I will attack the various tasks involved, instead of getting off my butt and simply cleaning it up.  I am happy to report that after some struggle, I have prevailed against that temptation.

    …Damn.


  • Getting back in the habit.

    I’ve been out of town for three weeks, something I don’t like to announce to the entire Internet while it’s actually going on, and am back now.  My blogging fingers are rusty, so I’m going to warm up with some links.

    Mark D. Roberts discusses Christopher Hitchens’ book about the poison of religion.  I like the way it ends:   

    I don’t doubt that Hitchens’s tendency to call his opponents "stupid" and to label a highly-regarded theologian as an "ignoramus" helps to sell lots of books, just like he said to me. And I expect it does get more attention than a respectful and reasonable approach. But I’m just not convinced that the world is any better off with more ridicule-filled books or with more people paying attention because derision is more interesting than respect. Would that we could learn to disagree about ideas without disparaging each other. This, I believe, would in fact make the world a better place.

    Amy Welborn points to a new blog by an evangelical who is considering the claims of Catholicism and Orthodoxy.

    Heather of Dooce fame is collecting stories of amusing encounters with car thieves.   I used to have a 12-year-old Oldsmobile Eighty Eight (not the same as a 1988 Oldsmobile) that I left unlocked all the time so that no one would break the windows in an attempt to steal it or my worthless stuff.  I came outside one morning to discover that it had been rifled through.  The thief made off with the change from my ash tray and nothing else.



  • A new class of classification systems.

    This article from the Arizona Republic, reprinted in this morning’s Cincinnati Enquirer, caught my eye because of the subject matter and the amusing error in the lede:

    When the new Gilbert library opens next month, it will be the first public library in the nation whose entire collection will be categorized without the Dewey Decimal Classification System, Maricopa County librarians say.

    First one in the nation.  Sure, except for — all the libraries that use the Library of Congress system.  Come to think of it, what does the Library of Congress (a public library) use?  (Hint:  It’s not Dewey.)

    The news here is that the library is planning to shelve books more like a Borders or a Barnes and Noble does.   So it’s got a new cataloguing system. 

    The books in Gilbert’s new library will be organized in about 50 sections, then subsections, from sports to cooking, gardening to mysteries.

    Apparently the old system is too difficult:

    It’s just too confusing for people to hunt down books using those long strings of numbers and letters. Dewey essentially arranges books by topic and assigns call numbers for each book.

    Indeed, it is complicated to find books about, say, the U. S. Civil War under the Dewey Decimal System.  You’d have to go to the "the history and geography section," (900s) and within that go to the "North America section" (970s) and within that you’d have to find the section devoted to U. S. history (973).  But in this new system it is very different:

    For example, a book on the Civil War would be in the history neighborhood and in the U.S. section.

    See?  Totally different!

    "Nowadays, people are used to going to a bookstore to browse, so we’re just trying to create that same atmosphere," Shore said.

    "I know Dewey fans are out there. But we haven’t changed a lot in so long, and I think we’re in a fight for our own survival."

    No cataloguing system is perfect.  Different ones work better for different audiences:  that’s why scholarly institutions tend to use the Library of Congress system and children’s libraries tend to use Dewey.  And there’s nothing at all wrong with a library deciding to devise one of its own, assuming that it will be able to work effectively with other libraries using different systems.

    But the article doesn’t say how a patron is to find a specific book.  Or how librarians know where to shelve a specific book when it’s returned.  Or how the electronic catalog will be managed.   Will they all be alphabetical by author?  Doesn’t say.   At any rate, this is still a classification scheme, and you’ll still have to "hunt for" books, first narrowing it down by "neighborhood" and by "section" and then — maybe — needing to know the author’s name to find the specific book you want.   A better system for this library?  Maybe, maybe not.

    In other news, the U. S. postal service has decided to eliminate those difficult-to-remember house numbers and zip codes.  All mail to me should henceforth be addressed to my full name, followed by "you know, that lady in Minneapolis with the three kids.  The short one with the glasses who talks too much."


  • Living green with a large family.

    And, save the world by being poor, or at least acting like it.  Contains a lot of sensible advice that I really need to listen to.

    Step 1, the easiest one, is to buy nothing.

    Don’t buy new clothes, don’t buy furniture, don’t buy gadgets. Don’t buy appliances, don’t buy bottled water. Don’t buy Baltic Avenue.

    When you buy less, there is less to throw away when you’re done with it; there is less trucking to deliver it to the stores; there is less mileage when you don’t go anywhere to buy it; and of course you use less electricity when you don’t own a lot of things that plug in.

    And people who buy bottled water are morons. This is not a green statement, it’s just a fact. Unless your local water is dangerous, stop fooling yourself! IT’S FRIGGIN WATER!

    Okay, that last sentence was my main purpose for starting a blog in the first place. I feel better now.

    Great stuff — I will be bookmarking this blog, titled I have to sit down.

    (UPDATE:  A quote I like even better, from the other part of that two-part post:

    With seven or eight kids, you don’t buy anything. I’m serious. I buy, like, food, paper, gin, and soap. There isn’t room for anything else in this house.)

    h/t HMS, which I will get back to as soon as my daughter stops vomiting on me.


  • “MegaMom” interviews.

    Jen of Et Tu Jen? is interviewing mothers of large families.  The first one is great — I hope she does go on to post several more.  What a great idea for a series.

    She’s on a roll this week.  Read her thoughts on "coincidences" and on conquering temptation from the first moment of the day.