Probably on account of hearing it so much when I was growing up, I like to have an alternative to "Because I said so."

Around here, we like to say "Because I am arbitrary and capricious."

How about you?


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8 responses to “Alternatives.”

  1. Honestly? My answer was, “obey me, and then come back and I’ll tell you ‘why’.”
    They never came back. I was bitterly disappointed, as I actually HAD good reasons! I would have been happy to explain my reasons. I asked my daughter about this, after she’d grown up. Little blighter!
    “Because by the time I’d done it, I’d figured out why, and I didn’t want to give you the satisfaction.”

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  2. Oh hey! I do that too! “Obey me first, and then ask why.”

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  3. That is a MUCH more interesting response than “Because I said so.”
    Remind me to use it sometime.
    Oh, and I thought of you a lot today. Much of the key note speaker’s educational philosophy seemed so much in tune with yours…made me want to spend the day and chat.
    The co-op’s getting the CDs, I think!

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  4. jen ambrose Avatar
    jen ambrose

    “Because I’m the mom.”

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  5. Christy P. Avatar
    Christy P.

    Although I appreciate that the things I may ask my kid to do seem arbitrary and capricious, they aren’t, and that is the point. If there wasn’t a reason for me to ask her to do something I wouldn’t ask. I just don’t think that a nearly 5 year old can get sarcasm. Am I missing something here?

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  6. Barbara C. Avatar
    Barbara C.

    “Because my sole goal in life is to make your life miserable.”
    I know I really SHOULD use the “Obey, and then ask me why.”

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  7. @ChristyP: I don’t know if I would call it “sarcasm,” the way we (mostly Mark) says it. Definitely some gentle teasing involved, though.
    “Am I missing something here?”
    Here are three things about the “arbitrary and capricious” line that aren’t obvious.
    (1) I have kids who are older than five (remember, my oldest is almost eleven) and who “get” a little bit of ironic humor now and again. It would probably be lost on my near-five-year-old too.
    (2) I’m the one who tends to say “Do it first and then come back and ask me why.” By the time they’re almost-eight and almost-eleven, they’ve heard me say that a lot. So in some circumstances I think it functions as a “hm, I think you asked that question in the wrong context” reminder.
    (3) Sometimes it’s not even ironic, but is true. As in questions like “Why do I have to do it instead of my brother?” or “Why did you tell me to fetch the cookies that he likes instead of the cookies that I like?”

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  8. “to try to confuse you”
    “to teach you to obey”
    “obey first, I’ll explain later”
    “it’s a secret”
    “because I’m the worst mother in the world”
    And I can’t think of the other ones. I feel sure I’ve blamed it on instructions from my alien overlords, but maybe not yet.

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