What happens when a wife transcribes the bizarre, Tourette-like, badger- and lentil-hating nocturnal utterances of her sleeping husband, and blogs it?
I almost don't believe this isn't a hoax. Contains lots of profanity, but since the speaker was asleep at the time it's OK to read it and laugh at it. I wouldn't show it to your young kids, though. Or to any badgers.
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