Morning report.

I feel obligated to disclose that last night I dreamed this:

 I got up in the morning, came down to the computer, opened up Google Reader, and was greeted by this headline:

DARWINCATHOLIC DIES
Roast Vegetable Medley Implicated

I never got around to reading the linked article — dreams are notoriously shoddy on followup — but:  

Hey MrsDarwin?  If you need a recipe, just let me know.