A long time ago — I forget why, there was some parenting theory of ours behind it at the time — we established a family tradition that the children may have juice boxes with their dinner if Mark and I are having a beer or a glass of wine with dinner.

This has, of course, resulted in the children’s plying us with alcohol at every opportunity.  "Mom!  Mommmmm!  I brought you a beer!  Do you want to open it?  Can I have a juice box?  Can I have the cap from the bottle?"

The other morning Milo, who is four, got a Summit EPA out of the fridge and brought it to Mark.  "Daddy.  Do you want to have a beer?"

"Milo, I’m eating oatmeal.   I have beer with dinner sometimes, not for breakfast." 

"Please, Dad?  Will you have a beer?  Please?" 

"Milo, I don’t want one.  Besides, I can’t have a beer right before I go to work.  It’s against the rules."

Milo stared at Mark with very wide eyes.  Then he stammered, "It’s against the rules of beer?"


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2 responses to “The rules.”

  1. Ha! I love it.
    And I’d love a Summit EPA right about now as well, but THAT’S another story.

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  2. The rules of beer need revision, obviously. Good boys. You’ve done a fine job with them.

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