From the oxymoronic headline department.

In today’s Strib:  "Blaine woman planned suicide pact, didn’t tell husband"

Um, if you’re planning to kill yourself and someone else, it’s only a "pact" if you bother to get his permission first.  I think maybe the word "murder" ought to have been in that headline.

(For the record, she was interrupted in her murder-suicide attempt because she e-mailed her suicide note to a friend who happened to open it right away.)