OSCAR: Do you like robots, Dad?
MARK: Robots are pretty cool.
OSCAR: If I invented a robot, I would invent a robot that would write messages.
MARK: There are already robots that can write.
OSCAR: Really?
ME: Yes, they’re called "plotters." (Sighing, as my memory takes me back to freshman year.) I love plotters. They’re so much fun to watch.
MARK: Of course, they don’t use plotters anymore.
ME: Really? So engineering diagrams are just drawn on big, you know, printers now?
MARK: Yes, you know, the print head just moves across, and the feeder just moves the paper along. Big roll printers. That’s what they use now.
ME: Like a big inkjet?
MARK: Yup. No more watching the carriage come over to change pens.
ME: Well, that kind of takes all the romance out of it, don’t you think?
OSCAR: Are we home yet?