This is, of course, of capital importance to me, since I’m having a baby in August.
In what has become a Motherโs Day tradition, Jo Anne Barnhart, Commissioner of Social Security, today announced the top baby names in the United States for 2005.
โBased on all Social Security card applications for children born last year, Emily and Jacob are the most popular baby names for the seventh year in a row,โ said Commissioner Barnhart.
Well? Don’t you want to know what they are?
Boys:
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Jacob
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Michael
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Joshua
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Matthew
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Ethan
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Andrew
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Daniel
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Anthony
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Christopher
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Joseph
BOOOOOOOOR-ING.
Girls, a little better:
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Emily
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Emma
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Madison
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Abigail
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Olivia
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Isabella
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Hannah
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Samantha
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Ava
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Ashley
This is really only nine names, as everyone knows that Emma and Emily are the same person. I have to admit that I’m impressed by the performance of Ava, if a little disappointed, because I’m pretty sure that Ava (or something that sounds like it) was On The List, and now it has to come off because there is no way I am going to name any kid of mine one of the Top Ten, except maybe as a middle name, and that only if there’s a particularly choice saint’s name among them.
And what’s up with Ashley? Doesn’t anyone remember 1982?
Since I live in Minnesota, it behooves me to check the popularity around here.
Boys in Minnesota:
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Ethan
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Jacob
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Samuel
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Jack
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Andrew
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Benjamin
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Alexander
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Joseph
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Logan
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Tyler
Boooooor-ing.
Girls in Minnesota:
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Ava (WTF?)
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Grace
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Emma
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Emily
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Ella (a.k.a. Emily, a.k.a. Emma)
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Olivia
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Abigail
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Madison
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Sophia
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Hannah
This isn’t going to change things much for us, I expect. I prefer to steer clear of the top 50 male names and the top 100 female names (counting sound-alikes as the same, unlike the Social Security website). Our sons, so far, are pretty safe: Oscar’s number 116 (driven, I think, by Spanish-speaking families), and Milo’s number 728.