You should have seen last year’s office Christmas party.

So, I visited some out-of-town friends last weekend.  They’re expecting their first this summer.   Milo, 29 months old, came with me.

We were sitting at the dining room table having some chips with my friend’s husband, trading mild stories about the past week.  At a lull in the conversation, Milo piped up:

One of my daddy’s co-workers pooped on the floor.

He took another bite of his bagel chip and added:

I have co-workers too.  My co-workers didn’t poop on the floor.