Birds, bees, and cigars.

Anonymous Teacher Person at Scrutinies recently had The Talk (well, one of them) with her four-year-old.   

Inspired by the lovely little book, Angel in the Waters, Caspian [not his real name] has been asking all sorts of fun questions about what the baby does inside the mommy and how the baby gets there. Which led to a particularly colorful misunderstanding on my part.

She concludes that she shouldn’t listen to George Carlin anymore.  Read it…